This is a story about a man who was a hero for but one night. This man was not special in anyway by any means in fact in was normal in everyway, the only thing funny about this man was that his parents had given him a girls name. His name was Riena, and he had brown hair and brown eyes. Pretty normal if you ask me. Now on this night it was just like any other night by comparsion. The weather was not hot and it was not cold, it was just right for a party and that is where the story takes place. Riena was standing out on the back porch of his friends house unable to move because he had drinken so much within the past few hours. He has somehow found the courage to get to his feet up to the beer frige, and when he looked inside he noticed that it was completely emptly on the inside. So being such a good person he looks to his friend in the baseball cap and ask. "Hey should I get more beer?" the guy in the baseball cap looks down at him and smiles. "Hell yeah. HEY GUYS! Riena is doing a beer run, give him some money." the baseball cap guy says. The people there gathered up the money and gave it to Riena, who in turned stuck it in his pocket. Walking out the door to walk all the way down the street, turned a few corners and came across the convient store which was ran by an oldely couple that they always went to. Inside the store the old lady stood behind the counter and watched Riena as he was looking for the right kind of beer, not seeing it he came across to the older lady and stared down at her. "Hey do you have any Coores in the back?" he asked, the older lady looked at him and smiled. "Do you have any money?" she asked folding her fingers in front of her. "Yeah, I wouldn't be here if I didn't." "How much do you have?" she asked raising one of her old gray eye browls. "30 dollars." he answered half over the counter. The lady signaled him to come closer with her finger. "If you give me the money you have I will give you a beer that is refillable, and you will never have to buy beer again." she offered, Riena looked at the old lady and thought about it for a few seconds. He nodded his head and handed the lady his money, in return she came out with a six pack of Coores Beer. Showing the lady the thumbs up he took the beer and walked back to the house where the party was still going on. When he walked in the front door, he held up his hands and screamed. "Beer is here." the guy in the baseball cap came up to him and patted him on the back. "Man you are my hero. Give me the beer." Riena handed him the six pack and in that instance the face on the baseball cap guy turned agree. "You only got one six pack. Wheres all the other money?" "Thats it I spent all the money on that beer. The beer is refillable, magically, we never have to buy again." With all the doubt about the beer they drank the six pack and when it didn't refill after they were all drinking it. The guy in the baseball cap took one of the kniefs that was sitting on the counter and stapped Riena in the heart, for lying to him. They left the body there because they were all to drunk to care. But when the baseball cap guy woke up in the moring he found that the beer had refilled itself and Riena had told the truth. So now whenever anybody drinks any of the six refillable bottles, they must toast to the fallen hero Riena who unwilling gave his life for them. |